Am I a cart dreaming I am worth playing?
Posted at Aug 9th | Filed Under: Pirates
Greetings all, this is zombie Derrick, back and kicking after more hours logged in the Hell House.
You may remember last time, when I fucking died playing through Union Bond’s Titanic so you didn’t have to. That game was one of the worst experiences of my former life. Since I stepped into the shadows of the [...]
Cao Cao, bin Laden and the Beijing Olympics
Posted at Aug 8th | Filed Under: Pirates
That’s what I’m calling my new arrangement of “Beijing Welcomes You,” that damn Olympic theme song everyone on the Chinese Internet is remixing. It will be a sitar and erhu duet with tons of nasty double-sharp notes.
Well, not quite. A kickass idea, but I can’t play anything with strings — even a piano.
So what do [...]
